matsuoska:

kaneki ken only wanted to go on bookstore dates

what the hell happened



iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

thaanks-pete:

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s




(Source: markmothersbaugh)





pacaprincess:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Dear lord, are men so afraid of crushing what ego they have that they have to do this shit?

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on


lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image




nbchannibal:

The exact moment when he knew he messed up.

(Source: ixilecter)



g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

archangelimpala:

tylerthewolf:

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.

(Source: princeofhale)





lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

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vampirevendetta:

I Come with Knives - IAMX

The monotony
And the rising tide
Is under my skin, is crawling inside
Adrenaline to rewire my mind
I’m only human, I come with knives